Local awoo girl shows patriotism (Awooland, Uwutah)
Insane amounts of patriotism and belief for awooland, she didn't fear anything
"I've never seen such a brave awoo girl," "She was a beast, where she puts the eye, she puts the balls," "I meant bullet" "Corona-chan is so hot... what? What is this interview about, fuck let me see the sheet"
As you might already know, there was peace until the linux atheists and their gaylord leader, Mr. Torvalds, invaded Awooland in order to steal our precious wan wan wan and that thing I forgot the name of I think it was something that starts with a and ends with woo oh I remember its awoo well they wanted to steal our awoo and we wouldnt allow them, Awooland is brave!
On this war conflict, there was a special awoo girl that had the MVP title, Momiji "Wanwan" Inubashiri graduated top of her class in the Awoo Seals and now she is a proud warrior of Awooland, defending our country from the linux atheists that use arch btw, it is known that she killed over 300 weebs. "Die mothewfucking piece of shit gawbage fuwwy wacconsuckew" she said while killing all of those degenerates that fapped to Corona-chan
"Owo what's this?" /shoots you in the bulgy wulgy
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Does Bruno Mars Is Gay? (The Rumor Come Out)
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